Jingle Bells
Jingle bells
The laughing gas smells
Making me smile all of this day...

Oh what fun
It is to have
My teeth pulled out this way!

Jingle bells
The good food smells...
But I can't eat a bit...

Oh what fun
It is to feel
Like a truck my mouth did hit!

Jingle bells
This apple yells
For me to eat... the bitch!

Oh what fun
It is to have
The peel stuck in this stitch!