Respect Who are you, you little bitch, To steal my wallet as you hit the light switch? As "computer hacker" did you have much fun? Your only crime theft of disks from a nun... And the checks and things that belonged to me... Why with them did you have to flee? But the klepto in you a checkbook did need... So the scorpion's wrath to you a taser did feed! Though the thefts, the awakenings, and very loud yells Requested attention as dimly heard bells... And with age the burglar away from thee ran... And the nations united shall in time be thy fan... I know who you were, and what you've become... So know that by work my respect have you won.